Have U Seen My Whale

Hi guys!

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 09:27:00 -0500

hi friends!!

im happy to announce that submissions for Have U Seen My Whale #6 are now open!!

please send all work to haveuseenmywhale@gmail.com with a third person bio attached

thank you guys : ) we love you

♥ ♥ ♥

joe et al

HELLO FRIENDS!!

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 17:09:00 -0500

Very happy to announce that Have U Seen My Whale #5 is now online, with cover art by livia franchini!!

http://husmw5.tumblr.com

Thanks so much to everybody that submitted

Happy holidays to all!

♥ ♥ ♥

HUSMW

livemylief: we’re alive at the same time :) every person on...

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 08:13:00 -0500

livemylief:

we’re alive at the same time :)

every person on earth i love you

“steve miller was lying / he knew that he could fly”

we ♥ steve roggenbuck

hello friends!

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 13:45:00 -0500

thanks so much to everybody that’s submitted work so far for Have U Seen My Whale #5

we’re reading through submissions now - expect a response some time in the next few days!

submissions are still going to be open for a little while longer, until sunday the 16th of december, with release planned to happen soon after that

pls send work to haveuseenmywhale@gmail.com (✿◠‿◠)

thank u!

we love u!

what's up yall

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 08:09:00 -0500

submissions for the december issue of husmw are open

send ur dreams to haveuseenmywhale@gmail.com

thank u

♥ we love u ♥

whats up ppl

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 18:40:00 -0500

submissions for Have U Seen My Whale #5 are now open!!

send ur work to haveuseenmywhale@gmail.com

thanks bb

we love u

^_^

Sun, 07 Oct 2012 09:43:42 -0400

^_^

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Fri, 05 Oct 2012 21:41:00 -0400

friends listen up

Have U Seen My Whale #4 is now online!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

http://husmw4.tumblr.com

^_^

hi friend!

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 17:40:00 -0400

submissions for Have U Seen My Whale #4 are now open!

please send work to haveuseenmywhale@gmail.com

hope you’re doing well! thank you!

Have U Seen My Whale #3 is now online:...

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 18:58:30 -0400

Have U Seen My Whale #3 is now online: http://husmw3.tumblr.com!
Have U Seen My Whale #3 is now online: http://husmw3.tumblr.com!
Have U Seen My Whale #3 is now online: http://husmw3.tumblr.com!
Have U Seen My Whale #3 is now online: http://husmw3.tumblr.com!
Have U Seen My Whale #3 is now online: http://husmw3.tumblr.com!
Have U Seen My Whale #3 is now online: http://husmw3.tumblr.com!
Have U Seen My Whale #3 is now online: http://husmw3.tumblr.com!

thanks so so much to everyone involved

we love u guys

u’re all amazing

joe and thom

have u seen my whale

issue 3 released tomorrow with this beautiful cover art by heath ison!!!

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 03:57:00 -0400

issue 3 released tomorrow with this beautiful cover art by heath ison!!!

hi friends! 12th august — submissions deadline for have u seen my whale #3 17th august...

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 20:37:00 -0400

hi friends!

12th august — submissions deadline for have u seen my whale #3

17th august — release!!

thanks so much to everyone that’s sent in work already, to issues #1, #2 and #3

it’s wonderful to be alive at the same time as all of you

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

hello friends! submissions for have u seen my whale #3 are now open! dispatch your atoms to...

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 19:59:00 -0400

hello friends!

submissions for have u seen my whale #3 are now open!

dispatch your atoms to haveuseenmywhale@gmail.com

love love love love love

joe and thom
have u seen my whale

“This is an event alt lit will remember forever. Where were you when ‘Have U Seen My Whale...

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 21:01:00 -0400

“This is an event alt lit will remember forever. Where were you when ‘Have U Seen My Whale Issue #2’ came out on the scene like a lima bean? You may have been watching fireworks. You may have been napping. No matter what you were doing it was pointless compared to reading this immense publication. I go through this and think ‘This is the index to nearly everyone in alt lit’. Give this your time. Have it soak into your mind. Let it stay there.”

— Beach Sloth’s gorgeous introduction to his review of Have U Seen My Whale #2 (part 1)

♥ ♥ THANK YOU BEACH SLOTH ♥ ♥

husmw2: (thank you grace millard for the amazing artwork!!) ☼...

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 22:02:00 -0400

husmw2:

(thank you grace millard for the amazing artwork!!)

☼ control and ocean number 2 by james ganas

☼ “i am a screamo princess wearing a tiara w/ studs”, and “every punk rock dream” by austin islam

☼ the heat of summer which lies beyond the swimming pool is also the heat of solitude by natalie chin

☼ glass fortifications for the civil war that was fought a long time ago, and macro by austin kieler

☼ its like this by ryland masserang

☼ it is three a.m. and i am trying to fall asleep but instead i’m thinking about what you said the last time we talked, and the tale of loch ness by tyler langlois

☼ ya, and i have hair and it is important that you know this about me by stephanie cook

☼ powerless by beach sloth

☼ ms management is out sick today; i am your substitute teacher mr universe by nymo glasz

☼ four eyes by sarah jean alexander

☼ macro by sam rae

☼ deadgirl, and ghostgirl by cayla lockwood

☼ i shouldn’t have sent this by chad davis

☼ two poems by jordan barkey

☼ maybe i should just get some social skills by katie davis

☼ i am sitting on an air mattress reading lorrie moore short stories as you fall asleep by justin carter

☼ in gary, indiana by matt margo

☼ keys, i am dying, and seabed of lies by dos mef

☼ soon, and jumpin by julia coursey

☼ i love yough lauren palmer, loudt, and hamlet by ✞✞✞ ✞✞✞✞✞✞ ✞✞✞

☼ i live on a bear’s house by james root

☼ what an age we live in, a deep, unimaginable sadness, and help! by greg santos

☼ @lantis, the atlantis falcons, the atlantis falcons playbook revolves around a tight running game, and the atlantis falcons are made up of a 70:30 ratio of atlantians and fish by sam russell

☼ poem flarfed from some depressing news articles by @lazzzyandoh

☼ happy, sad, okay by kellie hogan

☼ the loneliness of the cinema projectionist by chris holdaway

☼ poem vii and x from cmd-shift 3 by moon tzu

☼ untitled presentation by russ woods and cassandra gillig

☼ dream, and crawling by d.m aderibigbe

☼ buses should have signs that say, “let us know when people are running”, and guy that loves vinegar but doesn’t know how to spell it by ed haliday

☼ the ‘new age of super materials, and a ‘new era 4 mankind by authur c clarke

☼ the entity by scott lewis

☼ hiding in my room vs. going out by guillaume morissette

☼ taqueira san jose, front legs, baths, and illegal by russ woods

☼ omfg, prose, and a hair is trapped in my teeth by michael o’brien

☼ stupid by ally batchelder

☼ blak by eric boyd

☼ and i will, meditate me lady, someone on tv by nathan masserang

☼ damansara river poem and thalidomide by joe bussiere

☼ coca- cola by michael scarborough

☼ every time it’s always midnight by krishnakumar sankaran

☼ come live inside my head, dddffdfdfdfdfd: attn wrold, and my life as a non-sequitur by santino dela

☼ things that are alive, and if i can feel dead when i”m alive i can feel alive when i am dead by sam lasko

☼ 64, and ghost animals by daniel alexander
☼ i aged yesterday and now i look eternally hungry by cean gamalinda

☼ college, snapshot, cotton candy tongue, dont f with me, the crystals, and tallest building by amelia gillis

☼ duck sauce by jacob steinberg

☼ the city versus godzilla by chris dankland
☼ chris, and parties by paige gresty

☼ experience while driving, and how we change what others think, feel, believe and do by jda winslow

☼ world history 262 and microsoft word called this ‘you are small’ because it names the file after the first line by nathan springer

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friends!!

HAVE U SEEN MY WHALE #2 IS NOW ONLINE!!

thanks so, so much to everyone that’s been involved. so much love for all you guys right now :)

have u seen my whale??

1000 x love

joe and thom
have u seen my whale

just thanks so much again to everyone so much love for you...

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 05:54:00 -0400

just thanks so much again to everyone

so much love for you guys

love love love love love love,

joe and thom

have u seen my whale

liefplus: the frist LIVE MY LIEF video to reach 10,000 views :)...

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 22:26:54 -0400

liefplus:

the frist LIVE MY LIEF video to reach 10,000 views :) :) thank you friends, thank u everyone who shares my videos, everythig i do relies so much on person-to-person shareing i realy appreciate your help!

in other news wow i have been so IRL lately doing these readings and takeing a bus/train most days, i feel distanced from my internet community :( frick im gona be online for the next few hours but i gota sleep early again becaus i have 7am bus tomorow and im behidn on sleep

michigan this weekend is the satenic camping trip!!! hehe with a campfire reading on saturday evening, contac Stephanie Cook or Nathan Masserang ffor all info

friends i lov u so much :) boooooooost!!!!!

♥ hello friends! ♥ thank you so much to everyone that has submitted so far to have u seen my whale...

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 21:36:00 -0400

♥ hello friends! ♥

thank you so much to everyone that has submitted so far to have u seen my whale #2!

submissions are still open until the 31st of june! release ~5th july!

dispatch your atoms to haveuseenmywhale@gmail.com

♥ thank you so much! ♥

read our first issue here: [click me]

love,

joe and thom
have u seen my whale

♥ hello friends! ♥ submissions for have u seen my whale #2 are now officially OPEN! (we will try...

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 19:43:00 -0400

♥ hello friends! ♥

submissions for have u seen my whale #2 are now officially OPEN! (we will try and get back to the people that have already submitted within the next few days!)

send your emotions to haveuseenmywhale@gmail.com

♥ thank you so much! ♥

love,

joe and thom
have u seen my whale

have u seen my whale #1

Thu, 31 May 2012 15:53:00 -0400

have u seen my whale #1:

we are delighted to present to you have u seen my whale issue #1!

husmw1:

CONTENTS

1/ listening to music through earphones in my bedroom in the night by dave shaw

2/ clockery by austin kieler

3/ being cool and in love and my grammas couch by amelia gillis

4/ paul wall’s chinese restaurant and gold tooth on a white tooth by justin carter

5/ welcome back to the adventures of buck. (dedicated to amit) by michael andrew o’brien

6/ teenagers in love by chris dankland

7/ remember when we jumped and a poem made from facebook posts by bob holzhausen

8/ 3 poems about a food tray, a cigarette and cats by sarah jean alexander

9/ the gender confused college student had no idea what to wear to dinner by port morsby

10/ funeral by jesus moses

11/ a poem by angela shier, another poem by angela shier and another poem by angela shier

12/ orange roundballs by austin islam

13/ turtle and fox by alexander cox

14/ untitled by whit autry

15/ ode to ishmael and luke by ben taylor

16/ seaweed and untitled by grace millard

17/ don’t look yet by @lazzzyandoh

18/ hello there i am things and to the entire population of the world that i want to kiss by jakob maier

19/ butterfly sugar (baby) by beach sloth

20/ toenails by caleb bouchard

21/ on the concept of irony with continual reference to socrates and el marqués de los jardines de aranjuez by michael scarborough

22/ blank by hannah o’brien

23/ my dad lives in the woods in the countryside, i want to be dead in the woods and when i kis you in gibraltar trade center it is my first time kising a girl that is a witch by steve roggenbuck

24/ 21 excerpts from the reality dating show “baggage” and god help me by james ganas

25/ skeptical relapse by heath ison
26/ restaurant by james root

27/ *yuri gagarin is about to die young* by crispin best
28/ a play for men by cassandra gillig

29/ shark prints and albert coster by cameron churchill

30/ a thing called wasp by derek murphy

31/ don’t joke about death and wooliez by bianca elencevski, and it’s better to be sorry than safe, a selection from bianca elencevski’s twitter

32/ look at my head, it’s a pumpkin with a candle in it and norway by keegan crawford

33/ and finally, self-destruct machine, boob/butt Machine and killing machine 2 by jackson nieuwland

wow, hehe, what a great month :) just thank you so, so much to everyone that contributed to this first issue

we have a printable/downloadable version available here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/95468071/husmw1!

have u seen my whale?

we love you all

joe and thom
have u seen my whale